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FISHING HOLE FRACAS
Local angler, Emmet Junias, was allegedly harassed at an area fishing pond by Tahloot the Coyote. "It must've been fleas or somethin'," Young Junias told this reporter. "'Cuz Tahloot's usually not so snippy. However, I do regret the Remmington reference," Junias confessed, "But you gotta do what'choo gotta do." The pond is popular among Bumble Bee's angler elite.
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ALL-A-BUZZ! MOLEET THE BEAR TOO 'MANLY' TO BE HONEY THIEF!
Someone has been into Ellen Westridge's honey jar. Westridge, Bumble Bee's one and only schoolteacher, thought for certain it was Moleet the Bear that had been pilfering her honey. "Well, I feel bad, having accused Moleet, but after all, he is a bear!"
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GASOLINE SKYROCKETS
TO 43 CENTS A GALLON!
Bumble Bee's "Master of Mash", Moonshiner, Pick Slimmins calls for "desperate measures" in light of mounting oil costs.
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MAMA JUJU TOM-CATS TOM-KAT!
Local blues singer "Wanderin'" Tom-Kat Carson considers legal action after he got more then he bargained for when he allegedly "stepped- out" on local Hoo-Doo Priestess, Mama JuJu. Local residents are "concerned" over this bizarre turn of events.
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CLUELESS BEAR BUFFALOS COYOTE!
Knucklehead nixes needler's knock.
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BEAR BUFFETED
BY BLUSTERY BLOW!
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RAMPAGING ROBOT BREAKS INVENTOR'S ARM!
Berserk checkers-weilding rust-bucket ravages inventor's arm! Tinkerin' Tom suffered severe damage to his arm during a checkers game gone horribly wrong. Bumble Bee residents alarmed at the arm. Doctor Robert Coddlem investigates.
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